Mmm, better not.

I like Pitch Perfect so much, enough to change my blog description.

But I also like other stuff.

So last night I dreamt that Jeremy Renner was doing my makeup.

theicarustheory:

(fOR THE RECORD: This was probably because I’ve been spending so much time with Dianne, Katcar, and Guia and we girly talk about makeup and junk. This can’t possibly be the result of my obsession with the Avengers fandom, because if it was, I would have already raped everyone in my dreams a long time ago. So don’t go judging me for my Avengers post….Frankie. Yeah I see you.)

Anyway, his face was five motherfucking inches away from my face and he was talking — in a manly Hawkeye voice, in his manly Hawkeye costume — about how I should always brush my eyebrows instead of penciling them and how I should wear this kind of color on my eyes and etc. ect. And I remember feeling so nervous but it wasn’t because Renner was within rapable distance. I remember he was talking about me going on a date and he was giving me tips. JEREMY RENNER GIVING ME TIPS ON DATING.

But before I could finish my dream the sun was was shining so fucking bright and I had to wake up because I had to go to school and the entire commute was just spent wallowing in sadness over the fact that I can’t remember if I saw my date in my dream or not.

bb y dint you rape him already omg i can’t believe you passed up an opportunity lyk dat

  1. jesslyn-jm reblogged this from theicarustheory
  2. guiastar said: okay lang yan, quirky is better! Kanina sa may lift, I was with Jem Lim and Simon Syman. I was so bored, I was singing pala a Childish Gambino rap. And I said outloud: I do not talk. I am just a rapper. They both didn’t know what to do with me.
  3. gianinathehuman reblogged this from peanutbrittles and added:
    I CAN’T CONTROL THE SHIT I DO IN MY DREAMS KAT
  4. peanutbrittles reblogged this from theicarustheory and added:
    bb y dint you rape him already omg i can’t believe you passed up an opportunity lyk dat
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